It’s how fast you think, not how old you are, that counts!
A Florida farmer had owned his large farm for many, many years. When his children were small, he had built a large swimming pond a bit down the road from the house. He fixed it up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
As his kids grew up and left the house he visited the pond less and less often, finally only to harvest the fruit off his apple and peach trees. And so it was that one evening the old farmer decided to go to down to the pond and pick fruit. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to hold the fruit and went off down the road.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. The women saw him, shrieked, and all swam to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We\’re not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn\’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I\’m just here to feed the alligator."