The Pharmacist

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks for a bottle of cyanide.

The pharmacist says, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady says, “to poison my husband.”

The pharmacist’s eyes get big and he says, “Lord have mercy, I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!? No, you absolutely cannot have any cyanide!”

Then the lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looks at the picture and replies, “Well now, you didn’t tell me you had a prescription!”