Bad Football Jokes
It\’s FOOTBALL season! Something to offend just about everyone…
(1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs? …..Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? …..A full set of teeth.
(3)
How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room? ….Grease
her hips and push. (Also helps if you have a salt lick about five feet
inside the door.)
(4) How do you get an Okla. State graduate off your porch? …Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs? ….To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum? …..Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a Stephen F. Austin football player\’s life? ……His freshman year.
(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb? ……None. That\’s a sophomore course.
(9)
Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco? ……Tempe, Arizona. He
knew that the police would never look at ASU for a Heisman Trophy
winner.
(10) How do you get the Alabama football team to
stand for the National Anthem?…..The stadium announcer says \”…will
the defendants please rise?…….\”
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash…..)
(11)
Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?. …..You can wear it
to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along
the highways the rest of the week.