Just Trying to be Helpful
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen….
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me, are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat it’s only $1000. Is it o.k. if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really like.”
MAN : “How much?”
WOMAN: “$165,000″
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900.000.”
WOMAN: “OK, I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you too.” The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
He smiles and then asks, “Hey! Anyone know whose phone this is?”