Math Jokes, 1

Q: What’s purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.

Q: What’s purple, commutes, and is worshipped by a limited number of people?
A: A finitely-venerated abelian grape.

Q: What is lavender and commutes?
A: An abelian semigrape.

Q: What is purple and all of its offspring have been committed to institutions?
A: A simple grape: it has no normal subgrapes.

Q: What’s purple, round, and doesn’t get much for Christmas?
A: A finitely presented grape.

Q: What’s an abelian group under addition, closed, associative, distributive, and bears a curse?
A: The Ring of the Nibelung.

Q: What’s nutritious and commutes?
A: An abelian soup.

Q: What’s hot, chunky, and acts on a polygon?
A: Dihedral soup.

Q: What’s sour, yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn’s Lemon.

Q: What is brown, furry, runs to the sea, and is equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn’s lemming.

Q: What is green and homeomorphic to the open unit interval?
A: The real lime.

Q: What’s yellow, linear, normed, and complete?
A: A Bananach space.

Q: What do you call a young eigensheep?
A: A lamb, duh!