A blond’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
These are not only lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats, but the trenchcoats are cutouts that flap open, exposing the men’s nude bodies to approaching drivers…
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. Before long before a police car arrives. The police officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blond of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What is going on here?”
“My car broke down, Officer” says the woman, calmly. ”Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!” asks the officer…
“Oh, those are my emergency flashers!” she replies.