A Fish Story
A game warden stopped a fisherman with a bucket of fish.
“You got a license to catch those fish?” he asked.
“No sir, these are my pet fish.” he replied.
“Pet fish?!?”
“Yes sir, every evening I take these fish down to the water and let them swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they jump back in the bucket, and I take ‘em home.”
“Fish ain’t that smart!” says the warden.
“Here I’ll show you,” says the man. So he poured the fish in to the lake, stood and waited.
Several minutes go by and the warden says, “Well?”
“Well, what?” the man responded.
“When are you going to call them back?”
“Call who back?” the man asked.
“The fish,” replied the warden.
“What fish?” the man asked.