The Media

A guy is riding his motorcycle by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says: “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.”

“Why, it was nothing,” said the biker, “I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”

“Well, I’m a journalist and I work for the local paper. Tell me about yourself.”

“I’m just an ordinary guy. Have a job down at the factory. Motorcycles are my hobby and I ride with a Christian motorcycle club.”

“You’ll be on the front page of tomorrow’s paper!” exclaims the journalist as he leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!