Colin the Aborigine

A very rich man living in Darwin, Australia decided to throw a party. He invited all his colleagues from work, all his friends, and all his neighbors. Included was Colin, the only aborigine in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the back yard of his mansion. Everyone was having a great time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters, and BBQ, as well as flirting. At the height of the party, the host climbed up on a chair and said “I have a 15 ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in with him!”

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a splash and Colin was in the pool fighting the croc. Colin was kicking it, jabbing it in the eye with his thumb, biting its tail, throwing punches at and doing all kinds of other stuff like head butts and chokeholds, and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo instructor!

The water was churning and there was splashing everywhere. Colin and the croc were both screaming and raising hell. Finally Colin got the croc in a chokehold and strangled it.

The croc slowly rose to the top of the pool like a dead goldfish as Colin wearily climbed out of the pool. Everyone stared at him in disbelief.

Finally the host said, “Well, Colin, I guess I owe you a million dollars.”

“Nah, you all right boss, I don’t want it,” said Colin.

The rich man said, “Well, how about half a million, then?”

“No thanks, I don’t want it.”

“Come on, I insist on giving you something! How about my Ferrari?”

Again, Colin said, “No.”

Confused, the host said, “Well, Colin, then what do you want?”

“I want the bastard that pushed me in the pool!”