The blond and the trucker
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blond drives up behind him. She jumps out of her car and runs up to the truck, knocks on the driver’s door. The driver rolls down his window and the blond says “Hi, my name is Heather and I want to let you know you’re losing some of your load!!!”
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
The truck stops for another red light, the blond catches up again, and once again jumps out of her car and runs up to the truck and pounds on the door.
The driver rolls down his window once again, and as if they’ve never spoken before the blond says, “Hi, my name is Heather and I want to let you know you’re losing some of your load!!!”
Shaking his head, the trucker proceeds down the road.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
When the light turns green the trucker revs his engine and races to the next light. He stops, flings open his door and runs back to the blond’s car as she pulls up behind him.
He knocks on her door and as she rolls down the window he says, “Hi, my name is Mark! It’s winter in Pennsylvania, and I’m driving a SALT TRUCK!!”