Medical Billing
A man has a really serious heart attack and wakes up days later to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun came into his room and said “I’m sorry to bring this up, sir, but I have to ask you how you’re going to pay your bill.”
She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied.
“No money in the bank.”
The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?”
He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.”
The nun became agitated and announced indignatly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Good, then send the bill to my brother-in-law.”