Beer Joke
The CEOs of all the beer companies of the world get together for some sort of conference. After the conference is over, they all go out to a pub. The waitress comes up to one table and asks for orders.
The CEO of Cerveceria Modelo orders a Corona.
The CEO of Anheuser-Busch orders a Budwiser.
The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light.
The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke. “Only a Coke, sir?” the waitress asks. “Well, these others aren’t drinking beer, so I thought I would join them.”