The annual physical

I went in for my yearly physical. Even before the doctor saw me, the nurse started with the basics.

“How much do you weigh?”

“160″

She puts me on the scale and says, “you weigh 200 pounds”

“How tall are you?”

“Five foot ten”

She measures my height and says, “you’re only five foot 7.”

Then she takes my blood pressure and says it’s very high.

“Of course, it’s high!” I scream. “I came in here tall and slender and after ten minutes with you I’m short and fat!”