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Mildred was a small-town church’s gossip and self-appointed monitor of everyone’s morals. Most members were disgusted with Mildred’s behavior but were too afraid of her judgment to protest.

One Sunday after services she confronted Frank, a new member. “You must be an alcoholic!” “Why do you say that?” “I saw your truck parked in front of a BAR and I want everyone to know what that means you were doing!”

Frank was a man of few words. He didn’t explain, defend, or deny. He just stood there for a few minutes and turned away and left.

That evening Frank parked his truck in front of Mildred’s house and walked home, leaving it there all night….

Written by Glen Campbell

April 24th, 2009 at 10:36 am

Posted in Philosophy

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