The Cowboy

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’ St. Peter asked.

‘Well, I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered. ‘On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.. I directed them to leave her alone,but they wouldn’t listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavilytattooed biker and smacked him in his face … Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, ‘Now, back off!! Or I’ll kick the crap out of all of you!’

St.. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’

‘Just a couple of minutes ago……..’