The prostate exam
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical. His doctor says he might be having some prostate problems and sends him to see a urologist.
When he gets to there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
The doctor says “I’m going to check your prostate, but I’ll be using a new procedure that’s a little different than what you’re probably used to.” “First, I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, and then while I check your prostate take a deep breath and say ’99.’ “
The guy obeys and says “99!”
The doctor says “now lay on your left side and while I repeat the check again take a deep breath say ’99′ again.” So the guy rolls on his left side and again say says “99!”
The doctor says “Very good! Now for the last part of the exam I want you to lie on your back with your knees slightly raised. I’m going to check your prostate with this hand and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis and testicles to keep them out of the way. Again, take a deep breath and say ’99′.”
The guy begins: “One… Two… Three… “