Elk Sex
Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says “Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?!”
“Aw, crap,” say his friend, “and I just joined the VFW!”
…and by “daily,” we mean “whenever”
Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says “Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?!”
“Aw, crap,” say his friend, “and I just joined the VFW!”