The Vikings

Then there is the story of the three Viking ships landing on the
English beach, the first one rows up smartly and the Vikings leap out
energetically and haul the ship up. and assemble with their spears,
swords and shields and await their orders.

The second dragonboat follows closely and again the Viking crew leap
into the surf, haul up their ship and assemble neatly with spears,
swords and shields and await their orders.

The third one straggles on to the beach, the crew climbs wearily out
and half heartedly hauls up their ship. They gather in a motley and
bedraggled mass and await their orders.

The leader cries out “First ship, you are on looting. Second ship, you
get on with the burning”. At which the third crew cries out “Oh no,
not raping again”.