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Rubber Gloves
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old woman, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
“Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked.
“No, I don’t,” she replied.
“Well,” he spoofed, “there’s a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.”
She didn’t crack a smile.
“Oh, well. I tried,” he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
“What’s so funny?” he asked.
“I was just envisioning how condoms are made!”
The prostate exam
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical. His doctor says he might be having some prostate problems and sends him to see a urologist.
When he gets to there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
The doctor says “I’m going to check your prostate, but I’ll be using a new procedure that’s a little different than what you’re probably used to.” “First, I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, and then while I check your prostate take a deep breath and say ’99.’ “
The guy obeys and says “99!”
The doctor says “now lay on your left side and while I repeat the check again take a deep breath say ’99′ again.” So the guy rolls on his left side and again say says “99!”
The doctor says “Very good! Now for the last part of the exam I want you to lie on your back with your knees slightly raised. I’m going to check your prostate with this hand and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis and testicles to keep them out of the way. Again, take a deep breath and say ’99′.”
The guy begins: “One… Two… Three… “