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Dear Dog & Cat:

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run.

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Written by Glen Campbell

February 7th, 2006 at 5:18 pm

Posted in Pets,Silly

A Man and his Ostrich

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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich,

“What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.

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Written by Glen Campbell

January 14th, 2006 at 11:13 am

Posted in Pets,Puns,Sex