the Daily Funnies

When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise , God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines. One line is for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.”

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

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Bill is at the doctor’s office. The doctor says, “I suspect that you might have prostate cancer, Bill.”

Handing Bill a sample jar, the doctor says, “I need a semen sample from you. Bring this back tomorrow for further tests.”

Bill returns to the doctor the next day and waits on the examining table. When the doctor comes in, Bill hands him the sample jar—empty.

The doctor say, “Now, Bill, I know that this might be unpleasant for you, but I really need that semen sample!”

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